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madamanxiety:

“Wow you’re so mature for your age”

Thanks, it was the trauma

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2queerilikebeer:

If you’re willing to sit in the bathroom & have a full on conversation with me while i’m in the shower, you can just marry me.

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godface:

Send him memes and nudes.

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conceptsofaqing:

jessedamatos:

me: on the verge of a breakdown
me, three minutes later: im horny

My only moods

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disneyprincess-onacid:

“A child weaned on poison considers harm a comfort.”

— Gillian Flynn, Sharp Objects (via chalamets)

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asoftloveliness:

I hate when people call randomly… like if you’re not the love of my life or my mother, please text to schedule an appointment first.

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aposse:

do you ever just crave domesticity? to coming home to a partner, meld into them like you do your bed after a long day, soak your mind in the serenity of theirs like a warm bath to soothe the knots in your body, wrap yourself in their warmth and just fucking sigh from pure comfort

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sensuelegedachten:

Never stop flirting with her, even after she is yours

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